Will sees tom and loves him at first sight In an alleyway Instantly hugs him, breaks 3 ribs In hospital, will’s real toxic and stalks him Will is abusive Tom goes to tobias Tobias loves tom so goes to swordfight will Will since he’s a little boy dies like a little boy Yaoi happens between tom and tobias

Aloshy saw all of will yaoi one and is a necromancer Decides for some stupid reason to revive will It goes wrong, so will is back but only for two weeks :( He meets jamie mcahon, and the yaoi begins It’s doomed, since he’s gonna die in 2 weeks so him and jamie tries to help him by making him appreciate life :( He dies wishing he’d spent more time with jamie, jamie becomes really sad and mourns and buries will :(

Uhhh squill Basnett – evil will Basnett – just goes and yaois about, maybe with mr bowers or something

Not fleshed out- it’s just… in an alternate universe? Idk, maybe he’s super quiet or something, that’d be cute

200 years later, In area 51 (not know by will), Oscar pownall digs up will’s corpse, then uses his dna with a mixture of cat dna in his experiments to make the new, better, furrier, catboy will! He is sent to England to enjoy his life, never knowing how he is made. However, he feels empty and unforfilled without a boyfriend, especially after he fails to find jamie mcahon again. Luckily, he finds ethan ward, who has had much to do with catboys and yaoi before (probably), and therefore helps him find his true purpose, and even find love…? However, he is distraught to learn that ethan ward doesn’t even like him, and this is something to do with his work..? apparently, ethan ward’s character is a ruse, and he does not really act that way- and is a member of the cia! *epic blackout to be continued screen*

Will is given the offer by ethan ward- the undercover cia agent, to get involved with the Donald trump and kim jong un situation – a relationship that’s very low maintenance, and he needs to fix it, by starting a… love triangle? He does so, and begins to properly love both of them, as they both fight for him. However, he then learns that his true purpose is to help assassinate kim jong un, to free north korea from being a dictatorship. Therefore, will is left with the dilemma: does he kill kim jong un, or risk the wrath of the cia. His love for kim grows even though he knows he may have to kill him… however, in the end, ethan wards interrupts a session of heavy flirting between kim, trump, and will, and kills kim jong un D: will is distraught, but it turns out that trump also had grown strong feelings for kim jong un! D: it ends with ethan ward being captured and taken away, and will going on the run as trump crashes out and starts nuclear war for the sake of it

On the run from trump’s nukes, catboy will stumbles across area 51 – and is invited in by the now owner, Oscar pownall. Will learns about his catboy backstory, and how the ex-head of area 51 – Erika kirk – was killed by him, and he is now running it, to try and get the love of his life, Charlie kirk, back to life. He was successful with the experiment with will’s DNA and cat DNA to re-birth will, so he did the same with Charlie kirk. However, Charlie kirk’s catboyfication was less successful- he loses his personality, and memories! Oscar is trying to solve this, and will decides to help. Being a massive fan of Charlie kirk, will also tries to help Charlie regain his right-wing personality. They train him in how to be more kirk-y, and will helps Charlie to learn more about the way life is like outside area 51, and how to enjoy life. Will stays with Charlie kirk, and they learn more about life, love, how to be kirk, and yaoi. They both slowly grow feelings for eachother, and Charlie kirk becomes more and more kirk-like. However, a nuke from trump accidentally hits area 51, and they are all killed! Their brains and bodies are separated, but Oscar pownall’s devout followers perform surgery to revive them… however, they do not know which brain is which, and therefore make it so will is in Charlie kirk’s body, Charlie kirk is in oscar’s body, and Oscar is in will’s. they go off towards Washington dc, to try and stop trump from ending the world.

On the long trip to Washington dc, Oscar, Charlie kirk and will grow an immense bond, and yaoi insues. When they find trump, it turns out it is actually the presumed dead, but actually living Erika kirk, wearing donald’s skin. She wishes to become her lost husband- Charlie kirk, so brain swaps with him, not knowing it’s really will. Will is now in Erika kirk’s body, and Erika is in charlie’s body. Oscar and Charlie flee, but are separated. We do not know where they have gone.

Will, now in erika’s body, goes to find his old girlfriend from year 10 – imogen underhill, to date her. However, she sees Erika kirk saying that she’s will Basnett, and is trying to date her. This continues for a long while, however imogen still doesn’t believe him/her (fr what do we call Erika Basnett), and calls the police. Will gets locked up since he’s annoying, and then escapes since he’s will Basnett. He goes in search of his original body – which I currently inhabited by Oscar pownall.

Erika Basnett (will kirk? erwillka kirknett?) makes an epic escape from custody, and wanders into the Arizona desert to find Oscar pownall. When he does, he finds that there are more than one catboy Charlie kirks- and they all love the new Oscar pownall, who is in will’s body. They all believe that Oscar is their one true love, and are enamoured by him. Will wishes to get his body back, however Oscar needs an equal body to will basnett’s to continue to be loved by the Charlie kirk clones (now to be referred to as the ckc). This means that they must go on a hunt- a hunt for the body of the now imprisoned ethan ward.